'82: Happy Beeping

My mother found another jerk
 A drummer - jazz - who liked to smirk
 
 At those who lacked his special skills
 Keeping loose time with little fills
 One morn I found my counterpoint
 Homework torn up, tacked to my door
 Like Luther's 95 Theses
 A note explained what this was for
 "Happy Beeping" it said
 "Happy Beeping" it read
 The creep had come a-creeping
 Happy Beeping
 He clearly hated Neu! and Can
 Cluster, and Eno, and Japan
 Though, to be fair, he liked my books
 He took my Richard Brautigan
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 "Happy Beeping" it said
 "Happy Beeping" it read
 In the night while I was sleeping
 Happy Beeping
 "Happy Beeping" it said
 "Happy Beeping" it read
 In the night while I was sleeping
 Happy Beeping