'12: You Can Never Go Back to New York

You can never go back to New York
 'Cause it changes as quick as the weather
 Everyone sing it together
 You can never go back to New York
 You can go back to Banff or Big Bear
 And whatever you loved will still be there
 But if you don't plan to ski there
 You can never go back to New York
 You can go out of town for a week
 And they move it all round to confuse you
 Adding new things to amuse you
 Just in case you come back to New York
 I was only away for six years
 And you'd think I'd arrived from Wisconsin
 Lots of fresh meat for romancing
 Woof, it's fun to go back to New York
 You can never go back to New York
 Anyway, dear, why would you want to?
 There's a new New York to move on to
 Who would ever go back to New York?
 You can never go back to New York
 'Cause it changes as quick as the weather
 Everyone sing it together
 You can never go back to New York
 You can go back to Banff or Big Bear
 And whatever you loved will still be there
 But if you don't plan to ski there
 You can never go back to New York