4 Eyes - Previously Unreleased Alternate Vocal/Extended Version

Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 Four eyes, what do you see?
 How many fingers?
 Ha, ha, ha
 When your kids that see through plastic with a harness of elastic
 So the girls all think you're icky and the boys all think you're queer
 Then the hinges all get rusted and the seventh pair gets busted
 So you graduate to tortoise shell that makes you look severe
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 Four eyes, and how much do you see now?
 How much do you see, four eyes?
 How many fingers?
 Ha, ha, ha
 When you're so blind they call you
 Batman, you can't even see a fat man
 You can't see just where it's at man without windows on your eyes
 But the frames ain't your decision and they're fitted with precision
 And they magnify your eyes like they're a pair of cherry pies
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 Four eyes, how much do you see now?
 How much do you see?
 How many fingers?
 Ha, ha, ha
 Here's a word to all you parents, give a break to little Clarence
 When he says the blackboard's fadin' and the world's a fuzzy place
 Mister up in middle classes, let your baby choose his glasses
 And, please, recall that after all he wears them on his face
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 What you gonna do?
 How many fingers?
 Ha, ha, ha
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 Four eyes, what you gonna do now?
 What you gonna do?
 How many fingers?