Skin and Bone - Live

Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big
 She weighed just about sixteen stone
 And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
 Now she looks like skin and bone
 She looks like skin and bone
 Do the meditation and yoga
 And she's thrown away the good food guide
 And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas
 And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die,
 You can't see her walk by
 Don't eat no mashed potatoes,
 Don't eat no buttered scones
 Stay away from carbohydrates
 You're gonna look like skin and bone.
 Living on the edge of starvation
 And she says she's got no appetite
 And her father and her mother
 And her sisters and her brothers
 Couldn't see her when she walked by
 You can't see her walk by.
 She don't eat no mashed potatoes,
 She don't eat no buttered scones
 Stay away from carbohydrates
 You're gonna look like skin and bone.
 She used to be so cuddly,
 She used to be so fat,
 But oh what a sin cos she's oh so thin
 That she lost all the friends that she had,
 She looks like skin and bone
 If you look flabby
 And you feel overweight,
 And you wanna lose a couple of stone,
 Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises
 And you'll look like skin and bone.
 Come on rattle them bones,
 Put your hands up to the ceiling,
 Bend your hips and touch your toes,
 Do your daily exercises,
 You're gonna look like skin and bone,
 Don't eat no mashed potatoes,
 Don't eat no buttered scones
 Don't eat no carbohydrates
 You're gonna look like skin and bone