Low Budget

Cheap is small and not too steep
 But best of all cheap is cheap
 Circumstance has forced my hand
 To be a cut price person in a low budget land
 Times are hard but we'll all survive
 I just got to learn to economize
 I'm on a low budget
 I'm on a low budget
 I'm not cheap, you understand
 I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land
 Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit
 They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit
 Even my trousers are giving me pain
 They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain
 They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more
 They're size 28 but I take 34
 I'm on a low budget
 What did you say
 I'm on a low budget
 I thought you said that
 I'm on a low budget
 I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
 
 I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
 I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more
 Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
 I count every penny and I watch where it goes
 We're all on our uppers we're all going skint
 I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints
 I'm on a low budget
 What did you say
 Yea I'm on a low budget
 I thought you said that
 I'm on a low budget
 I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
 I'm on a low budget
 Low budget
 Low budget
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 Art takes time, time is money
 Money's scarce and that ain't funny
 Millionaires are things of the past
 We're in a low budget film where nothing can last
 Money's rare there's none to be found
 So don't think I'm tight if I don't buy a round
 I'm on a low budget
 What did you say
 Yes, I'm on a low budget
 I thought you said that
 I'm on a low budget
 I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
 I'm on a low budget
 Say it again
 Low budget
 One more time
 Low budget