Isang Alfrescong Takip-Silim Sa Cafe Francois

One, two, three, four
 Good evening, Ma'am (hello there)
 Uh, welcome to Cafe Francois (oh, thank you)
 Uh, would you like to our specials for today?
 No, no, I'm fine, thank you, just maybe something to drink
 A bottle of your finest red wine, maybe, and, uh (okay)
 I like something to read
 Would you happen to have the New York Times?
 Ah, wala po, eh
 No? Okay, how about the Wall Street Journal?
 Wala rin po, eh
 No? Uhm, The Daily Telegraph, maybe?
 Ah, mas lalo pong wala, eh
 Right, hm, okay, well, how about something local?
 Then, maybe like, The Philippine Star?
 Ah, wala po, sorry
 No? (Opo) how come you not have that?
 Uhm, The Manila Standard, do you, do you have that? (Wala po)
 No (thank you)
 Oh, okay, uhm, how about Tempo? Hm?
 Wala rin po eh
 Uhm, Bulgar, maybe? Hm
 Sorry po, wala rin po kami
 No, right, hm, what to do? Maybe Remate?
 Wala rin po
 Liwayway? None of these? You don't have any of these?
 Opo, wala po, eh
 Uhm, how, how, Tiktik?
 Ah, wala rin po, eh
 No, well, I don't, I don't understand
 I mean, what kind of service is this?
 I mean, bloody hell, my, my oblate is Abante
 How am I gonna catch up on my Xerex?
 Thank you