Wasn't That a Party

Could've been the whiskey
 It might have been the gin
 Could have been the three or four six packs, I don't know
 But look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football
 I think I'm going to die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh my
 Wasn't that a party
 Someone took a grapefruit
 He wore it like a hat
 I saw someone under my kitchen table
 Talking to my old tom cat
 They were talking about hockey
 And the cat was talking back
 Long about then everything went black
 Wasn't that a party
 I'm sure it's just my memory
 Playing tricks on me
 But I think I saw my buddy
 Cutting down my neighbor's tree
 Could've been the whiskey
 It might have been the gin
 Could have been the three or four six packs, I don't know
 But look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football
 I think I'm going to die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh my
 Wasn't that a party?
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 Billy, Joe and Tommy
 Well they went a little far
 They were sitting in the backyard, blowing on a siren
 From somebody's police car
 So you see, your honor
 It was all in fun
 The little bitty track meet down on main street
 Was just to see if the cops could run
 Well they run us in to see you
 In an alcoholic haze
 I sure can use those 30 days
 To recover from the party
 Could've been the whiskey
 It might have been the gin
 Could have been the three or four six packs, I don't know
 But look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football
 I think I'm going to die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh my
 Wasn't that a party
 Could've been the whiskey
 It might have been the gin
 Could have been the three or four six packs, I don't know
 But look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football
 I think I'm going to die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh my
 Wasn't that a party
 Wasn't that a party
 Wasn't that a party
 Whoa, what a party
 Wasn't that a party
 Aww, what a part
 Wasn't that a party
 Oh, what a party
 Whoa, wasn't a party
 Hmm, what a party
 Wasn't that a party
 Wasn't that a party
 Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, thank you very much
 I appreciate ladies and gentlemen
 Thank you, thank you very much
 I'm leaving the building