We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case
Now here's a story, a little bit gory
A little bit happy, a little bit sad
Of Lily the Pink and her medicinal compound
And how it drove her to the bad
Well, Ebenezer, thought he was Julius Caesar
So they put him in a home
And then they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's Emperor of Rome
We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case
Freddie Clinger, the opera singer (la, la)
Could break a glass with his voice, they said
Rubbed his tonsils with medicinal compound
Now they break glasses over his head
Johnny Hammer, had a te-te-terrible stammer
He could hardly sa-sa-sa-say a word
And so they ga-ga-gave him medicinal compound
And now he's se-se-seen, but never heard
We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case
Uncle Paul, he was very small, he was the shortest man in town
Rubbed his body with medicinal compound
Now he wears all my apron
Lily died and went up to Heaven
All the church bells, they did ring
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark, the herald angels sing
We, we, we'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case
We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case
We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race