Dear Eloise

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say
 A number of funny things I heard today
 I heard that he's left you and run off to sea
 Could be the best thing that's happened to me
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 Writing a letter to make you feel better
 Sorry to hear that he left you that way
 I could have told you, he was much older
 So much older than you
 You rushed in blindly, he treated you kindly
 Until he found out what he could get from you
 You should have departed before he got started
 Now you've been burned just like I said you would
 Please read my letter closely
 It's beneficial too
 You must read in-between the lines
 A message you will see
 If you use your mind, you'll find
 I want you back with me
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 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
 Writing a letter to make you feel better
 Sorry to hear that he left you that way
 I could have told you, he was much older
 So much older than you
 So much older than you
 So much older than you
 Dear Eloise, I am writing to say
 A number of funny things I heard today
 I heard that he's left you and run off to sea
 Could be the best thing that's happened to me