1000 Answers

If you lead a lonely, lonely life
 (You gotta be aware)
 And if you've been constantly asking why
 (You gotta be aware)
 'Cause you got nothing to say
 God knows you got nothing to say
 I'm on the phone for much too long
 Got happiness today
 If you got an all-consuming need
 (You gotta be aware)
 And if you got heart or lung disease
 (You gotta be aware)
 'Cause you got bills to pay
 God knows you got bills to pay
 Pick up the phone, the telephone
 Got happiness today
 You wanna live a laughter
 You gotta be aware
 I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
 Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right
 And if you're fed up with all the lies
 (You gotta be aware)
 Then I'll give you all the when's and why's
 (You gotta be aware)
 'Cause you got nothing to say
 God knows you got nothing to say
 I'm on the phone, but not too long
 Got happiness today
 You wanna live a laughter
 You gotta be aware
 I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
 Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right
 I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
 Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right
 I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
 I got a million answers, one's gotta be right
 Got a gazillion answers, one's gotta be right