Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

I was tired of my lady
 We'd been together too long
 Like a one hour recording
 Of a favorite song
 So while she lay there sleeping
 I read the paper in bed
 And in the personal columns
 There was this letter I read
 If you like Pina Coldas
 And getting caught in the rain
 If you're not into yoga
 If you have half a brain
 If you like making love at midnight
 In the dunes of the Cape
 Then I'm the love that you've looked for
 Write to me and escape
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 I didn't think about my lady
 I know that sounds kinda mean
 Well, me and my old lady
 Had fallen into that same old dull routine
 So I wrote to the paper
 Took out a personal ad
 And though I'm nobody's poet
 I thought it wasn't half bad
 Yes, I like Pina Coldas
 And getting caught in the rain
 I'm not much into health food
 I am into champagne
 I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
 And cut through all this red tape
 At a bar called O'Maley's
 Where we'll plan our escape
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 So I waited with high hopes
 And she walked in the place
 I knew her smile in an instant
 I knew the curve of her face
 It was my own lovely lady
 And she said, "Aw, it's you"
 And we laughed for a moment
 And I said, "I never knew"
 ‽That you liked Pina Coldas
 And getting caught in the rain
 And the feel of the ocean
 And the taste of champagneâ€
 ‽If you like making love at midnight
 In the dunes of the Cape
 You're the lady I've looked for
 Come with me and escapeâ€
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 If you like Pina Coldas
 And getting caught in the rain
 If you're not into yoga
 If you have half a brain
 If you like making love at midnight
 In the dunes of the Cape
 Then I'm the love that you've looked for
 Come with me and escape