Celebration

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent well no
 These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
 Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
 Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
 'Cause when you're a celebrity
 It's adios reality
 You can act just like a fool
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV
 I can throw a major fit
 When my latte isn't just how I like it
 When they say I've gone insane
 I'll blame it on the fame
 And the pressures that go with
 Being a celebrity
 I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
 And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
 I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
 But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
 'Cause when you're a celebrity
 It adios reality
 No matter what you do
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV
 I can fall in and out of love
 Have marriages that barely last a month
 When they go down the drain
 I'll blame it on the fame
 And say it's just so tough
 Being a celebrity
 So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
 To the land of the fun and the sun
 We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
 Hey hey Hollywood here we come
 'Cause when you're a celebrity
 It adios reality
 No matter what you do
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV