Drunk By Noon

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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy,
 But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb
 And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks,
 He galloped around until hit by a car
 Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird just to remind myself I'll never fly
 Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die
 Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
 At least then I'll get to watch tv all day
 And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers even if all my questions are taken away
 If my life was as long as the moon's,
 I'd still be jealous of the sun
 If my life lasted only one day,
 I'd still be drunk by noon

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Duration
02:51
Key
2
Tempo
140 BPM

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