Kije's Ouija

There was a gentleman from way up north
 And Kije was his name
 And he got strange answers from a magic board
 'Cause Ouija was his game
 Kije's Ouija
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija
 Gee, we should've believed
 Believed before
 I took my favorite lover way up north
 We packed our boots and skis
 And we found as a lodging Kije's magic house
 There he sat with a board upon his knees
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija
 Gee, we should've believed
 Believed before
 Then he asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic
 The Ouija board will set you straight on all that's happy or tragic
 We sat right down to scrutinize the weird old indicator
 Neither did we understand or believe it, 'til later
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija
 Gee, we should've believed
 Believed before
 It told us that some wise old angel
 Had prepared for us a special treat
 That everyone who kicked a little dog
 Would surely lose his feet
 And everyone who shook his fist in anger
 Soon would be shaking in bed
 And every single time a curse was said
 Someone's tongue would surely drop from his head
 Now, many more like this the angel will send
 But you could do yourself much worse
 Just push a couple buttons, let your favorite bombs
 Completely over, over the earth
 Now the angel's curse has come and gone, but everyone knew that
 We didn't need a Ouija board to give us any clue that
 The way we lived was far from right, the first curse came to reckon
 No one dares to go and ask old Kije 'bout the second
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board
 Kije's Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
 Kije's Ouija board