Why Get Up

Why get up, why get up
 How can I get up, why should I get up
 This whole world's gone crazy
 Think I've seen enough
 I'm gonna sleep forever why get up
 Phone keeps ringing right off the hook
 Some bill collector, I know what cooks
 Think I'll stay in bed, dream all day
 World outside bugs me anyway
 When I get things going, the going gets rough
 So I ask myself why get up
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 Went to the doctor, he said lose some weight
 If you don't do it quick, we'll have to operate
 I talked to my lawyer, he said case is closed
 That woman got it all even the garden hose
 Staring at the ceiling thinking just my luck
 Better roll back over why get up
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 Well I can't quit drinking, I'm nervous all the time
 When I wake up, it's like a ton lead on my mind
 What was it, I said to that girl last night
 She really got upset, I best stay out of sight
 I remember a gun and calling somebody's bluff
 I better duck under the cover why get up
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