She's A Hunch Back

she's a nice girl and i like her style
 but she's a hunchback
 i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
 but she's a hunchback
 i take her to the football game
 she's my little notre dame
 and i know things won't be the same
 without a hunchback
 took her to the dance looking for romance
 she's a hunchback
 and when she does the twist i just can't resist
 watching a hunchback
 everybody's laughing at me
 why can't they just let us be
 she'll go down in history
 she's got a hunchback
 i got a hunch then again i just don't know
 she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo
 i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
 doin' what i oughta she always brings me water
 i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
 she's got a hunchback
 yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
 with a hunchback
 i take her down to gay paris
 on films and books we don't agree
 she can't walk and i can't see
 she's got a hunchback