She

She's a nice girl and I like her style
 But she's a hunchback
 I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
 But she's a hunchback
 I take her to the football game
 She's my little Notre Dame
 And I know things won't be the same
 Without a hunchback
 Took her to the dance looking for romance
 She's a hunchback
 And when she does the twist I just can't resist
 Watching a hunchback
 Everybody's laughing at me
 Why can't they just let us be?
 She'll go down in history
 She's got a hunchback
 I got a hunch then again, I just don't know
 She drinks Hawaiian punch she calls me Quasimodo
 I'm a lucky fella, she's my Esmeralda
 Doin' what I oughta, she always brings me water
 I know, I'm doing well, she's ringing my bell
 She's got a hunchback
 Yeah, I'm feeling fine 'coz she's so divine
 With a hunchback
 I take her down to gay Paris
 On films and books we don't agree
 She can't walk and I can't see
 She's got a hunchback