Going Homo

i can't find a dame
 they're always the same
 i'm going to shame my family name
 'cause i'm going homo
 i always used to flirt
 my feelings got hurt
 now i'm going out with kurt
 'cause i'm going homo
 i'm going homo what could i do
 i wouldn't give me aids if i were you
 going homo is the way to be when you're turning
 going homo today
 with my eyes in my pocket
 my nose on the ground
 people put me down
 'cause i'm going homo
 i can't relate
 i am what i ate
 my lifestyle's alternate
 'cause i'm going homo
 i'm going homo
 what could i do
 i wanna talk about it on donahue
 i'm going all the way to miami
 going homo today
 all of the questions i don't want to ask
 why did god make men with nipples - nipples on a man
 all of the girls i know they're butterballs
 they're all the same from the waist down
 when they're wearing their gowns
 i'm wise
 i'm through with telling lies
 hanging out with guys
 i'm going homo
 and i'm still here
 i'm parking in the rear
 all the girls are shedding tears
 'cause i'm going homo
 i'm going homo
 what could i say
 we're living in babylon today
 i'm going all the way to miami
 goin' homo today