The 13th

"Everyone feels good in a room," she swings
 "Two chord cool in the head," she sings
 "A-buzz a-buzz a-buzzin' like them killer bees"
 Tell me this is not for real
 Please, simply, this is not for real
 From time to time her eyes get wide
 She's always got them stuck on me
 I'm surprised at how hot, honey-colored, and hungry she looks
 And I have to turn away to keep from bursting
 Yeah, I feel that good
 She slips from the stage, a foot no more
 But it seems to take an hour for her to reach the floor
 And the two chord cool still grooves
 As she slides towards me smooth as a snake
 I can't swallow, I just start to shake
 And I just know this is a big mistake
 Yeah, but it feels good!
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!)
 "If you want I can take you on another kind of ride"
 Believe me I would, but deep inside
 The "but" is "please"
 I am yearning for another taste
 And my shaking is "yes"
 "You will be all the things in a world you've never been
 See all the things in a world you've never seen
 Dream all the things in a world you've never dreamed"
 But I think I get a bit confused
 Am I seducing or being seduced?
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 I know that tomorrow I'll feel bad
 But I really couldn't care about that
 She's grinning, singing, spinning me 'round and 'round
 Smiling as I start to fall
 Her face gets big, her face gets small
 It's like tonight I'm really not me at all
 And it feels good!
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good
 (Do it to me! Do it to me! Do it to me!) it feels good