Club America

I ride into your town on a big black trojan horse
 I'm looking to have some fun
 Some kind of trigger-happy intercourse
 "Club America salutes you," says the girl on the door
 "We accept all major lies, we love any kind of fraud
 So go on in and enjoy, go on in and enjoy!"
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 I'm buying for my bright new friends blue Suzannes all 'round
 And my mood is heavily pregnant
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 Yeah, you're right, I couldn't help but notice your icy blue eyes
 They've been burning two holes in the sides of my head
 Since the second I arrived
 And it's not too hard to guess
 From your stick-on stars and your canary feather dress
 Your hair in such a carefully careless mess
 That you're really trying very hard to impress
 You're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
 Sensational dazzling, perfectly sized
 Such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
 Sharing it with me in Club America tonight
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 So we talk for a while 'bout some band you saw on TV
 But I don't listen to you, and you don't listen to me
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 Yeah, it's an old routine, but it's a very special part of the game
 And you don't really care what I call you at all
 When I can't quite remember your name
 And it's not too hard to guess
 From your stick-on stars and your canary feather dress
 The way you're so carefully couldn't care less
 That you're really trying very hard to impress
 You're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
 Sensational dazzling, perfectly sized
 Such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
 Sharing it with me tonight
 Yeah, you're a wonderful person living a fabulous life
 Fantastic divine and thrillingly bright
 Such a wonderful person living a fabulous lie
 With me in Club America tonight