Career Opportunities - Remastered

They offered me the office, offered me the shop
 They said I'd better take anything they got
 Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
 Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
 Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
 Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
 Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
 I hate the army and I hate the R.A.F.
 I don't wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
 I hate the civil service rules
 I won't open a letter bomb for you
 Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
 Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
 Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
 Bus driver, ambulance man
 Ticket inspector, I don't understand
 They're gonna have to introduce conscription
 They're gonna have to take away my prescription
 If they wanna get me making toys
 If they wanna get me, well, I got no choice
 Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
 Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
 Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
 Career, career, career
 And I'm never gonna knock