Wendy

i went out late to have some fun
 the pub was dark and empty
 beauty this place i didn't know
 so i got to know Wendy
 a smell like death, teeth like a horse
 her bra was made in hell
 yelling voice, hairy legs
 man i love that girl
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 i ordered her a coffee
 she couldn't read the menu
 so i said to her let's find another venue
 she farted but i didn't mind exotic smells
 digging in her nose she rang my bell
 a smell like death, teeth like a horse
 her bra was made in hell
 yelling voice, hairy legs
 man i love that girl
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 woke up by her smoking - i had no choice
 wanted to escape - i was caught by her voice
 hey man, do you feel alright?
 girl i'm fine, but bring on the night
 a smell like death, teeth like a horse
 her bra was made in hell
 yelling voice, hairy legs
 man i love that girl
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light
 you know i don't care
 about the colour of your hair
 hey babe, it's alright
 if you turn down the light