Ruder Than Rude

i'm going pissed to church and sing
 the russian national hymn
 i like to fart in libraries
 and i do it with a grin
 fuck fuck fuck my best friend´s girl
 and tell him she's a slag
 and in a crowded aeroplane
 i love to use the bag
 i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
 i never tell the truth
 set fire to your bed at night
 and i shit into your boot
 so if you ever should think for yourself
 how nice it would be oh so nice
 rip off your sister's teddy-bear
 stay rude - that's my advice
 selling dope to teenage kids
 is the biggest fun
 the money i get out of it
 enough to buy a gun
 i steal old ladies handbags
 and I drink the last beer
 i nick my bosses' jaguar
 and sell it much to dear
 i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
 i never tell the truth
 set fire to your bed at night
 and i shit into your boot
 so if you ever should think for yourself
 how nice it would be oh so nice
 rip off your sister's teddy-bear
 stay rude - that's my advice