Hello

so welcome to the world, yeah...
 all you late-comers, just step onboard
 i'm happy, glad you came
 so welcome home again!
 sometimes i feel we must be going mad
 hello peter, hello paul
 saints and sinners, welcome all
 tommy cannon and bobby ball
 hello, hello, hello, hello
 consider, if you will
 this great big question, unanswered still
 oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
 the colour blue and the colour green?
 sometimes i feel we must be going mad
 little richard, little nell
 willy wonka and william tell
 salman rushdie and kym mazelle
 hello, hello, hello, hello...
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 so welcome to the team
 oh, have you worked it out yet?
 yeah - the riddle, i mean
 what's the answer?
 it's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be
 sometimes i feel that the whole world's going mad
 mork and mindy, brian hayes
 barry humphries and paris grey
 little neepsie, chris and do
 hello, hello, hello, hello...
 billy corkhill, vince hilaire
 freddie flintstone, fred astaire
 desmond tutu, steve and claire
 hello, hello, hello, hello...
 charlie parker, charlie brown
 leslie crowther, come on down
 mary wilson, di and flo
 hello, hello, hello, hello...
 sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre
 zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer
 andre previn and the lso
 hello, hello, hello, hello...
 hello!