Country Junction

There's a knocked out joint between Jackson and Nashville
 Everybody has a big time and nobody's ever bashful
 If you feel the old urge and your feet wanna fuction
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 If your hands, feet, legs wanna function
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 There's a jukebox, records and each cost a nickel
 There's some fast ones and the slow ones if your tastes are fickle
 There's a square dance caller and a little cakewalk
 And there's a couple in the corner just a-huggin' and a-talkin'
 If your hands, feet, legs wanna function
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 At this place called Country Junction I have heard it said
 That you can red ham and a pone or cornbread
 A little dab of soft gravy and that ain't all
 They bring you biscuits in a bucket, you can have a ball
 If your hands, feet, legs wanna function
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 So, that just about does it, that's the end of my song
 At this place called Country Junction nothing ever goes wrong
 Take a Tennessee apéritif if your feelin' blue
 Go to Country Junction, it's the place for you
 If your hands, feet, legs wanna function
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 Go to this place they call Country Junction
 (Ain't that groundhog fat!)