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'Cause it's the pick of destiny, child
 You know where we'll be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane
 It's just the pick of destiny, child
 More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
 In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
 When he was buskin' he was all the rage
 He met Jables and he taught him well
 All the techniques that were developed in hell
 Cock push-ups and the power slide
 Gig simulation, now there's nowhere to hide
 They formed a band they named Tenacious D
 And then they got the pick of destiny
 'Cause it's the pick of destiny, child
 You know where we'll be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane
 It's just the pick of destiny, child
 Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein
 'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy
 And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey
 And he who is groovy will be in my movie
 So come on
 The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
 The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
 But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow"
 'Cause it's the pick of destiny, child
 You know where we'll be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane
 It's just the pick of destiny, child
 You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane
 'Cause he who's a geezer must live in my freezer
 And she who is starkey is full of mularkey
 And he who is groovy must be in my movie
 So come on
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 Oh, 'cause if you're a diva, then go to Geneva
 And if you're a crony, then suck on my bone
 And if you are groovy then get in my movie
 It's called "The Pick of Destiny"
 "The Pick of Destiny"