Kickapoo

A long ass fucking time ago
 In a town called Kickapoo
 There lived a humble family
 Religious through and through
 But, yeah, there was a black sheep
 And he knew just what to do
 His name was young JB and he refused to step in line
 A vision he did see of fuck rocking all the time
 He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
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 Oh the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave
 Then I sliced his fucking cockles, with a long and shiny blade
 Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie sing fuck loo
 And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too
 Gotta get it on in the party zone
 I gots to shoot a load in the party zone
 Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
 Gotta suck a chode in the party zone
 Ounch
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 You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?
 Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
 This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
 Rock and Roll is the devil's work, he wants you to rebel
 You become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
 Your heart will lose direction and chaos he will bring
 You better shut your mouth better watch your tone
 You're grounded for a week with no telephone
 Don't let me hear you cry don't let me hear you moan
 You gotta praise the lord when you're in my home
 Dio can you hear me
 I am lost and so alone
 I'm asking for your guidance
 Would you come down from your throne
 I need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
 My father thinks you're evil but man, he can suck a cock
 Rock is not the devil's work it's magical and rad
 I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
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 I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
 But to learn the ancient method sacred doors you must unlock
 Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood
 On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood
 In the City of Fallen Angels
 Where the ocean meets the sand
 You will form a strong alliance
 And the world's most awesome band
 To find your fame and fortune
 Through the valley you must walk
 You will face your inner demons
 Now go my son and rock
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 So he bailed from fuck Kickapoo with hunger in his heart
 And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
 But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
 Rock
 Rock
 Rock