I Wanna Be a Dog

I wanna be a dog
 I wanna lay around all day
 Don't wanna be part of the stupid games that people play
 I wanna be a dog
 Throw all my cares away
 Cant wait for you to get back home, so that we can play
 I wanna be a dog
 A dog
 I wanna be a dog
 You can teach me how to beg
 I'll lick my balls and then when you get home, I'll hump your leg
 I wanna be a dog
 Just don't be cruel to me
 Don't wanna be in one of those commercials on TV
 I'll always be right by your side, when I see all the tears you cry
 I'll sit next to you at night
 Switch my ears out all the time
 I wanna be the best fucking friend you've ever had
 Cuz your so rad
 I wanna be a dog
 I wanna be a dog
 I wanna be a dog
 I wanna be a dog