News with Mark Alford 3 - Skit

Ever since the meteor strike earlier this week,
 The burgundy mist or fog has been spreading throughout the Metro.
 Since then there have been numerous reports of strange but, positive side effects!
 Including a dramatic decrease in crime! Kansas City police are stunned.
 This week, they have responded to zero emergency calls!
 Kansas City school officials are also reporting some dramatic changes
 Since the burgundy skies overtook the city.
 Student attendance and test scores are, both, up significantly.
 School administrators as well as the police chief say,
 If this dramatic change is the result of our new burgundy skies...
 Then they certainly hope the burgundy mist keeps spreading for the good of mankind.
 They say their hope is that this cold harsh earth
 Will eventually become a better place for us all to live.
 I'm Mark Alford, Good Night.