Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things
 Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing
 Last night dressed up in high heel shoes and wearing my old hat
 My four-year-old said I wanna divorce now where did she hear that
 Kids say the darndest things...
 Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing
 Last night as I watched TV one rushed through the door
 Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone don't you call me here no more
 Kids say the darndest things...
 Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing
 Bet my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy's never home
 And I think mommy's worried bout him cause she cried all night long
 Kids say the darndest things...
 Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing
 You never know what they learn at school or what they're thinking of
 My first grader just said a four letter word and it sure wasn't love
 Kids say the darndest things...
 Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing
 Kids say the darndest things...