Let's Bounce

Let's go all you sissy-pants chicken-pickin,
 Finger-lickin', mother-humpting, dick-grabbing,
 Ass-lickin, corn-fed, buttermilk, hand-spanked
 Yellow-bellied, lily-livered, sap-sucking sons-of-bitches.
 A dollar is less than a pound,
 A pound is more than an ounce,
 Let's bounce.
 Alright.
 Come on all you hand-wringing,
 Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, meat-beating,
 Prairie-dogging, pole-hogging, vein-clogging,
 Double-bucking, fast fucking, chicken-choking,
 Days are junking, bowl-smoking sons-of-bitches.
 A dollar is less than a pound,
 A pound is more than an ounce,
 Let's bounce.
 A dollar is less than a pound,
 A pound is more than an ounce,
 Let's bounce.
 Come on.
 Just check your brain at the door,
 It's your heart that counts,
 Let's bounce.
 All right.
 All you lip-stickin, booger-pickin-then-you-flick them,
 Booty-shaking, baby-making, risky-taking,
 Maple bacon, earth-quaking, no mistaking,
 Moon-raking, then you're fakin,
 Heart-breaking sons-of-bitches.
 A dollar is less than a pound,
 A pound is more than an ounce,
 Let's bounce.
 Just check your brain at the door,
 It's your heart that counts,
 Let's bounce.
 Let's go.