Double Wide

Got a beat up car up on blocks in my yard, got a beat up wife that i hit too hard.
 Been blowing tea enough to make willie laugh, everything i own split in half.
 Brats at my feet im gonna tan their hide yeah aint life sweet doublewide.
 Could have turned into something but im diggin a ditch im the son of a bastard and the son of a bitch.
 Everythings okay got it under control put the septic tank in a new hole.
 Got something to say you better keep it inside that'd be the day doublewide.
 Get me my tv dinner go get me a brew gather round the kids so they can have one too.
 Then we'll go do some donuts show them city slicks 509 versus 206.
 I never ever did nothing that i ever denied that's gotta count for something doublewide.