Creepy Jackalope Eye

This album is dedicated to the good fuckers
 And those who want to be good fuckers
 An elaborate tale
 So convincingly real
 Things can seem so amazing
 'Til you get up close
 And see they're no big deal
 Like the stars in the sky
 Or the one on the stage
 Just a big ball of gas
 And a regular guy
 Fresh out of minimum wage
 In a jackalope space
 On a jackalope high
 I'm staring you down
 Creepy jackalope eye
 Many things in this life
 Are not what they appear
 Yeah, I look like a hare
 But if you stop and you stare
 I'm related to a deer
 I got a jackalope face
 I'm a jackalope guy
 And I'm staring you down
 Creepy jackalope eye
 Is it so hard to imagine?
 Is it so hard to believe?
 Something so outrageous
 Something so far-fetched
 Well, how 'bout Adam and Eve?
 I know you gotta have faith
 I know the need to hope
 The truth is always in place
 It's right in front of my face
 The mighty jackalope (yeah)
 In a jackalope space
 On a jackalope high
 I'm staring you down
 Creepy jackalope
 And I'm staring down
 Creepy jackalope
 And I'm staring you down
 Creepy jackalope eye
 Freaky jackalope eye
 Creepy jackalope eye
 Creepy jackalope eye