Suicide's An Alternative / You'll Be Sorry

Sick of people! (No one's real!)
 Sick of chicks! (They're all bitches!)
 Sick of you! (You're too hip!)
 Sick of life! (It sucks!)
 Suicide's an alternative!
 Sick of trying! (What's the point?!)
 Sick of talking! (No one listens!)
 Sick of listening! (It's all lies)
 Sick of thinking! (Just end up confused!)
 I'm sick of moving! (Get me anywhere!)
 Sick of myself! (Don't wanna live!)
 Sick and tired! (And no one cares!)
 Sick of life! (It sucks!)
 Sick of politics! (For the rich!)
 Sick of power! (Only oppresses!)
 Sick of government! (Full of tyrants!)
 Sick of school! (Total brainwash!)
 Sick of music! (Top 40 sucks!)
 Sick of myself! (Don't wanna live!)
 Sick and tired! (And no one cares!)
 Sick of life! (It sucks!)
 Suicide's an alternative
 Sick of life! (It sucks!)
 Sick and tired! (And no one cares!)
 Sick of myself! (Don't wanna live!)
 Sick of living! (I'm gonna die!)
 Suicide's an alternative
 Well, I've got a little story to tell
 About a man, said he came from hell
 He said Satan's been lookin', especially out for me
 He said, Satan's got a paper, gonna set my body free
 He said, "Power and glory
 Bitches and screwing
 All in your name, and all for you to stay"
 Oh yeah
 "Power be your name
 Glory and fame
 I see the gold and all of the riches in your head"
 Oh yeah
 He said, "Power, fame, all in your name
 All that you wanted all that you need
 All that you want to answer your greed
 Anything that you ever could need
 Just sign the paper, that's all you do
 Just sign the paper, it's ready to
 Anything down here, it's all for you
 Just sign the paper"
 Uh, let me see if I got this right
 When I sign this paper and I get all these things
 It's gotta be something else happening
 I don't know, man
 Besides, it's like, not worth it
 Well, I don't care too much about gold
 And I don't really give a fuck about what you've been told
 And I don't really care, or need anyone looking after me
 Besides, I'm a meaner son of a bitch than that fuck-wit ever could be