Tobe's Got a Drinking Problem

We were always drunken roustabouts
 Had our ups, downs, and near throwdowns
 You were the center of attention
 That mayor of party town
 But that ended forever more
 When your Les Paul crashed the Troubadour floor
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 You started a wayward teen
 Joined every late night drinking team
 The life of every party, first to show the last to go
 How that reputation grew, until everybody knew
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 As the years they move along
 And all your chaos carries on
 Remember down in Florida we had to bail you out
 Maybe now's the time to choose
 Between serenity or booze
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 "Hey, give the guy a break, he wasn't that bad.
 It isn't make or break, so give him his bottle back."
 Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 I swear by almighty God
 That I'm never drinking again
 I'm gonna get back my girlfriend
 I'm gonna get back my job
 I'm never drinking again
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem
 Tobe's got a drinking problem