You Can't Say Crap On The Radio

Oh flip, oh gosh, oh golly gee
 We really shocked the local rock disc jock
 Oh crumbs, oh boy, oh sugar me
 The poor bloke nearly went right off his block
 We only told him what we did and didn't like
 And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike
 You can't say that on the radio
 You can't say that on the radio
 Yes, we all do it but you can't refer to it
 You can't say that on the radio
 Oh flip, oh gosh, oh golly gee
 We said the word and got our knuckles rapped
 But if he didn't want to know
 Why did he ask our views on all that crap?
 Oh, now we've done it and we've really got it wrong
 Not even Uncle John will get to play this song
 'Cause you can't say crap on the radio
 You can't say crap on the radio
 We all do it but you can't refer to it
 You can't say crap on the radio
 Of course we teach freedom of speech
 But say as we say and not what we preach
 We know your sort, you little guttersnipe
 Don't give us none of that shit
 Oh flip, oh gosh, oh golly gee
 But now we know how we touched a sore spot
 Oh crumbs, oh boy, oh sugar me
 It's plain to see what got him bothered and hot
 We thought that it was just something that you said
 But then we realized it was all he played
 'Cause he can play crap on the radio
 You can play crap on the radio
 Be careful what you say
 And you can play shite all day
 You can play crap on the radio