Welcome to This World

The telephone rings I grab all my things
 And I take off down the street
 The old man on the corner must have started kind of early
 Tryin to rake up something to eat.
 I toss him a dollar cut across to the market
 Ain't got a lot of time to waste
 There's two men yelling at each other at the counter
 Getting up in one another's face.
 Chorus:
 Welcome to this world
 This crazy, crazy world,
 Welcome to this world
 My crazy, crazy world.
 My brother-in-law told me that the baby came early
 And everybody's doin' just fine
 The elevator door it opens third floor
 So many relatives of mine
 I walked up to the window it took me just a minute
 To find the last name there
 That tiny little angel she can't hear me
 But still I gotta say to her.
 Chorus:
 Welcome to this world
 This crazy, crazy world,
 Welcome to this world
 My crazy, crazy world.
 Heading home in the night I swear in my sight
 Is a man on roller skates
 He's got a llama on a leash crossin' the street
 Man only 'round this place
 I see up ahead lights flashing red
 Another threat streets closed here
 But freedom rules and you know we refuse
 To live our lives in fear.
 Chorus:
 Welcome to this world
 This crazy, crazy world,
 Welcome to this world
 My crazy, crazy world...