Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash - Live

Spoken: Your cash ain't nothing but trash (Take 1). Here we go. Yeah, you may have heart about the gangster of love and the space cowboy, but I'm gonna whip a cat on you right now who's had more trouble, trials and tribulations.
 One, two, three, hey
 Yeah
 It's alright
 Look here
 I was walking down the main track
 One night
 I met a fine chick
 She was built just right
 She stopped when I flashed my roll
 I told her she could have all of my dough
 She turned around and with a frown
 She said this ain't no circus
 And I don't need a clown
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 And there ain't no need in your hangin' around
 Just to make a hit with that chick
 I tried to get a Cadillac right quick
 The man at the place he looked so strange
 I had 900 bucks and some change
 We disagreed
 I tried to plead
 Well, he said I ain't a chicken
 And I don't need your feed
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Well, baby you're crawling way past your speed
 I was walkin' into town in my white bucks
 A man with a gun, he said hands up
 I tried to get away but too slow
 He got me and took all of my dough
 I heard him shout
 As he cut out
 Well you ain't lost nothin'
 What you cryin' about
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 And he took my watch and I passed out
 I woke up in the arms of a big cop
 Police station
 Next stop
 Judge swung his fist down
 Plunk plunk
 $20 fine cause you're drunk
 Pick up the dough
 And you can go
 All I had was a buffalo
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
 But I'm sure gonna get me some more