Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself
 I need a little space to think
 Maybe we should start seeing other people
 Baby, things are moving way to fast for me"
 So, i, i picked up what was left of my pride
 And i put on my walking shoes
 And i got up on that high road
 And i did what any gentleman would do
 I, um...
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 We went and jumped off the deep end
 Flew out to LA for the weekend
 Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach
 Wearin' nothin' but a smile
 Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
 Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
 Man, i think im on to somethin'
 Because i feel just like a kid again
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 I love it when she calls me butter cup
 She laughs and says i left the toilet seat up
 She pops and tosses me a cold beer
 And says my buddies always welcome here
 When i get hungry, she takes me out
 I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound
 My tails a waggin', my tounges hangin' out
 It makes me wanna shout...
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 We went and jumped off the deep end
 Flew out to LA for the weekend
 Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach
 Wearin' nothin' but a smile
 Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
 Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
 Man, i think im on to somethin'
 You know i feel just like a kid again
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 Wooo...
 Cute, cute, cute...
 She likes to write our names in the sand
 She's hearing wedding bells and making plans
 She's gonna hang around a while i guess
 She hasn't even told me she loves me yet
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 We went and jumped off the deep end
 We flew out to LA for the weekend
 Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach
 Wearin' nothin' but a smile
 Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
 Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
 Man, i think im on to somethin'
 You know i feel just like a kid again
 I got a brand new girlfriend
 She makes me feel just like a kid again
 I gotta brand new girlfriend