Two Against Nature

Bad news breaking in 18A
 Missy's kitty turn inside out she say
 Spider queen demon and that whole crew
 Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew
 All the nice people those goodly souls
 Quaking in their respective hidey-holes
 Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream
 Not a one of them left to hear you scream
 CHORUS:
 Two against nature don't you know
 Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go
 Two against nature make them groan
 Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown
 Madame Erzulie she come last night
 Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite
 There on your nightstand much worse than that
 Panatela and old black derby hat
 Call your doctor - call your shrink
 Western science she strictly rinkydink
 They all masissi but we hang tough
 Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff
 CHORUS:
 Two against nature tan and lean
 Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen
 Two against nature slinging dread
 These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead
 T-Bone Angie she champion liar
 Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire
 Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry
 Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three
 Beautiful housewife in deep distress
 'Specially you deserve our very best
 Two against nature they got that stuff
 Good things happening when you see about us
 CHORUS:
 Two against nature love this gig
 Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big
 Two against nature stand alone
 Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown
 Two against nature don't you know
 Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go
 Two against nature make them groan
 Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown
 Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch
 Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch
 Pepper and ratbone make damn sure
 Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor
 Soak the timber with special spray
 Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay
 Whip the bastards while they still green
 Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean