The Oriental

Her name was mia
 From north korea
 I said come over
 Bring your land rover
 I don't like sushi
 She said that suits me
 I take a shower
 On every hour
 Oh the oriental
 Very very special
 If you ever get some
 You want another one and another one
 The oriental
 Very very gentle
 I got one for a cousin
 Can you send me a dozen?
 Her name was mae wong
 She came from hong kong
 She was a raver
 Of eastern flavour
 I said I love you
 She said I'd love to
 Go down to texas
 Must have one lexus
 Oh the oriental
 So very very special
 If you ever get some
 You want another one and another one
 The oriental
 Very very gentle
 I like it spicy
 That'll do me nicely
 I'm gonna cross the water
 Take a plane to tokyo
 And find a little geisha
 I love to see them go
 And carry on to china, asia minor and some more
 Then finish with a sling in singapore
 Oh the oriental
 Very very special
 If you ever get some
 You want another one and another one
 The oriental
 Very very gentle
 I got one for a cousin
 Can you send me a dozen?
 Oh the oriental
 Will drive you mental
 I really gotta get one
 And then another one and another one
 Oh the oriental
 Can you get them on a rental
 Don't send me a russian
 Ain't no discussion
 Got to be an oriental