Bing Can't Walk

If you've got a friend that you want messed up
 Just meet me on the corner by the tail of the pup2
 I'll be there soon if you'll wait a while
 It'll be just one punch for my patients (patience?)
 And a drawer full of dirty shirts
 We'll find out just who hurts¨c¨c'cause
 Chorus:
 Bing can't walk
 Bob broke both his legs
 Bing can't walk
 Bob broke both his legs
 You're the one that I'll remember most of all tonight
 Someone let go of my string, I'm fallin' down like a broken kite
 Who's to say, and who's to know¨c¨cthey don't know what I know
 There's something out there floatin' free
 Anything I had is tangled up in the branches of a hangman's tree
 Chorus repeat
 Like a punch in the face or a kick in the groin
 There's nothin' goin' down¨c¨cgoin' down but the dollar and the coin
 Greasy little fingers point to ugly little lies
 Hide them in a hope chest in an attic in van nuys
 Trusted friendships can go sour¨c¨cbetrayal in the midnight hour
 Just remember¨c¨ci hate to lose
 There's something out there floatin' free
 Anything I had is tangled up in the branches of a hangman's tree¨c¨c'cause
 Bing can't walk
 Bing can't walk
 Chorus repeat
 A touch of sin could break your back
 Or scramble up your eggs
 But then I've got a personal code
 I just hit 'em on the head, throw 'em in a trunk,
 And then I drive on down the road
 Ha.