Makin' Whoopee

Another bride, another June
 Another sunny honeymoon
 Another season, another reason
 For makin' whoopee
 A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
 The groom is nervous, he answers twice
 Its really killin'
 That he's so willin' to make whoopee
 Now picture a little love nest
 Down where the roses cling
 Picture the same sweet love nest
 Think what a year can bring, yes
 He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
 He's so ambitious he even sews
 But don't forget folks
 That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
 Another year, maybe less
 What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
 She feels neglected, and he's suspected
 Of makin' whoopee
 Yeah, she sits alone
 Most every night
 He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
 He says he's busy
 But she says, "is he?"
 He's makin' whoopee
 Now he doesn't make much money
 Only five thousand per
 Some judge who thinks he's funny
 Says, "You'll pay six to her."
 He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
 Judge say, "Budge, right into jail.
 You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper
 Than makin' whoopee."
 Yes, yeah, you better keep her
 Daddy, I think it's cheaper
 Than makin' whoopee.