Gramophone Man

Woke up last friday morning
 Went and saw Mr. Gramophone man
 And the many magic presents
 That he keeps inside his head and his hand.
 Gram man
 Gram man
 Gram man
 Gram man.
 Gramophone eyes that tell you to sing
 And a gramophone mind that wants what you bring
 You find out too soon as you notice his ring.
 And watch the time, the world is waiting
 Give a tune for Mr. Gramophone man
 Jack and Jill falling down off their hill
 Singing songs for Mr. Gramophone man.
 Going home last Friday evening
 We'd sung our songs for Mr. Gramophone man
 Seen the many empty presents
 That he keeps inside his head and his hand.
 Gram man
 Gram man
 Gram man
 Gram man.
 Gramophone eyes that tell you to sing
 And a gramophone mind that wants what you bring
 You find out too soon as you notice his ring.