Two Headed

Many wondered where it was
 They'd seen it earlier mouthing words
 But the P.C. head was not invited
 Later on was never sighted
 The other head, on the other hand
 was full of devilment and plans
 To likewise entertain and shock
 With dark and dirty on the rock
 Two headed are we all
 Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
 Two headed to the core
 G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore
 And if it's two for you, it's two for me
 Two headed, let it be
 Two for us, it's two for them
 Two headed
 Sometimes both heads hang in shame
 both inclined to pass the blame
 gold star for the soap box felon
 Aspirin for the throbbing melon
 Two headed are we all
 Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
 Two headed to the core
 G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore
 And maybe they left reassured
 Few of us are ever cured
 The other head has it's place too
 It's O.K. for us all to have two
 We have no time to theorize
 on our chances for the nobel prize
 Leisure time is occupied
 watching little bubbles rise
 Two headed are we all
 Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
 Two headed to the core
 G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore
 And if it's two for you, it's two for me
 Two headed let it be
 it's for us, it's two for them
 Two headed, two headed
 two for you and two for me
 Two headed let it be
 Two for us and two for them
 Two headed