Bone of Contention

And he grabbed it by the hand
 And he pulled and pulled 'til someone pushed
 And then he fell on the front page of America
 And all the bright stars came out and shone in his defense
 Rehabilitation - What a joke
 Is it off to Betty Ford for the handy bloke
 And the bone of contention has all our attention
 The bone of contention was all our invention
 Gonna burn the playhouse down
 Death by his own hand
 When the black cat crossed his path and stayed
 As close as the tattoo that never fades
 For the Saturday morning man, the laughs have all been canned
 The jokes no longer with him
 It's about him, at him, on him
 And the bone of contention has all our attention
 The bone of contention was all our invention
 You pull your wire, they stack the pyre
 We light the fire
 You pull your wire, they stack the pyre
 We light the fire
 You pull your wire, they stack the pyre
 We light the fire
 You pull your wire, they stack the pyre
 We light the fire
 And the bone of contention has all our attention
 The bone of contention was all...
 The bone of contention has all our attention (I'm gonna burn the playhouse down)
 The bone of contention (C'mon and burn the playhouse down) has all our attention
 (I'm gonna burn the playhouse down) The bone of contention
 (I'm gonna burn the playhouse down) has all our attention
 (down, down, down, down)