I Think You're Fooling Me

I went down to the tavern
 Just to get myself a beer
 They said "If you're waitin' for your old lady
 She's already been here!"
 I said "No, no, man
 She's home cookin' for the kids!"
 The whole place started laughin'
 Son, you get a load of this:
 I think you're foolin' me
 I think you're foolin' me
 Hey baby
 I think you're foolin' me
 Now you say you got a part-time job
 Well it sure seems funny
 You're workin' every evenin'
 I ain't never seen no money
 And when you get home
 You say you're tired and need your rest
 Your blouse buttoned crooked woman
 And you're hair's in a mess
 I think you're foolin' me
 I think you're foolin' me
 Now hey baby
 I think you're foolin' me
 Now you get up in the mornin'
 You don't talk to me, you just run
 Say you're goin' down to the Tupperware party
 Where the girls are havin' fun
 You leave at 9 in the morning
 Come back at 12 at night
 I don't need no Ph.D., woman
 To know somethin' just ain't right
 I think you're foolin' me
 I think you're foolin' me
 Now hey baby
 I think you're foolin' me