Frigidaire Woman

I used to have a girl but she was no where
 I started to callin' her, Frigidaire
 She cut my heart cold, so, it stayed nice and fresh
 And my love life was just a frozen mess, now
 Aw, y'all do it
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 She had the coldest love that I ever saw, now
 She had the kinda love that would never thaw
 I got frost bit and I'm still sore
 From tryin' to get her to a vegetable drawers
 Aw, y'all do it
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman, yeah
 I thought I had the woman for myself, now
 I liked what she had on her bottom shelf
 I tried to kiss the little girl one day
 My lips got stuck on an ice tray, now
 Aw, y'all do it
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 I finally got where I wanted to go
 But wouldn't you know it, I grab a handful of snow, now
 No matter how much a Frigidaire costs
 A-sooner or later you know it's got to defrost, now
 Aw, y'all
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 I almost froze when she got into bed
 She said she was tired and then she laid down her head, now
 The room was dark when she started to yawn
 She opened her mouth, you know the light came on, now
 Aw, y'all do it
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman
 Mean frigidaire woman