One Louder Solex

I think we would better tactfully put
 An end to the evening now, a
 Little kicking
 Over the traces goes
 A long way at this age.
 And we were both bundled
 Up in nice tweeds and flannels.
 What she needed she couldn't have.
 For all I knew she was stone-deaf.
 I said "front page,"
 She heard "teenage,"
 So I tried "read"
 But she heard "sweet."
 I think we would better tactfully put
 An end to the evening now, a
 Little kicking
 Over the traces goes
 A long way at this age.
 And we were both bundled
 Up in nice tweeds and flannels.
 What she needed she couldn't have.
 For all I knew she was stone-deaf.
 "There's a bag of
 Sweets floating
 Around somewhere, let
 Me see, I really
 Had it with me
 When I visited
 The Grand Prix."