Escargot!

Well I cannot take you
 Anywhere, but it is no fun
 Going without you, hon
 Well I can use figures to prove
 Anything, Tapes and such
 You bought to play
 Along with
 You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
 If you must drive at a crawl like this
 You should be in the near side lane
 I sometimes think the only
 Thing to
 Do with
 My car
 Is to
 Push it
 Over
 A cliff
 A cliff
 Richard
 Think you could get high on
 Water if you believed
 It was
 A somewhat tasteless rum
 I've come to look
 After you
 It's just as
 Well by the
 Look of things
 You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
 If you must drive at a crawl like this
 You should be in the near side lane
 I sometimes think the only
 Thing to
 Do with
 My car
 Is to
 Push it
 Over
 A cliff
 A cliff
 Richard
 Push it
 Over
 A cliff